Definitions

Alopecia

Alopecia areata (al-oh-PEE-shah air-ee-AH-tah) is a highly unpredictable, autoimmune skin disease resulting in the loss of hair.

Reference: http://www.naaf.org

Bald

Partial of complete loss of hair, usually associated with head hair

Reference: http://www.bald.com.au

Comb Over

A comb over is a hairstyle worn by bald or balding men in which the hair on one side of the head is grown long and then combed over the bald area.

Reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Combover

Flattop Crew Cut

In North America, the flattop is usually a man's hairstyle. With its harsh lines and angles, a flattop suggests a work ethic, physical fitness, and an intense, serious approach to life.

Reference :  http://www.pathguy.com/flattop.htm

Foupee

A RugOrReal original word: Female wearing a toupee or wig.

Fraudidence

A RugOrReal original word: False confidence gained by superficial means. Frauds. Usually associted with men wearing wigs. Word is also extended to celebrities who lie to the public for fame, particularly anorexics who claim to eat and homosexuals who claim they are straight.

Hirsuite

Excessive facial and body hair, usually associated with women.

Reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hirsutism

Jewfro

A large, round and often boulbus hairstyle found most often within the jewish community.

Reference: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=JewFro

Mattel Head

RugOrReal Original Phrase: Bad hair plugs resembling Ken's hair (Ken is Barbie's gay boyfriend)

Nogin

Other word used for a persons head.

Plug

Hair transplant done by punch grafting hair into bald patches. Also called a Hair Transplant. (RugOrReal recommends you spend the money for a decent job if you plan to proceed with this solution. Otherwise you will look like a Mattel Head)

Reference: http://searchwarp.com/swa5601.htm

Rug

Slang for a bad toupee or wig worn by a man.

Tanorexic

Anorexic that over tans. See Jennifer Tanniston or Victoria Beckham for samples.

Reference: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tanorexic

Toupee

A toupee is a hairpiece worn by men to cover partial baldness. Often glued or taped to the head.

Reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toupee

Weave

Hair weaves are a technique in which the toupee's base is then woven into whatever natural hair the wearer retains.

Reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hair_weave

Wig

A wig or toupee is a head of hair - human, horse-hair or synthetic - worn on the head for fashion or various other aesthetic and stylistic reasons, including cultural and religious observance. The word wig is short for periwig and first appeared in the English language around 1675.

Reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wig

Wildenstein Affliction

A RugOrReal original word: Addiction to plastic surgery to the extent that you become a freak.

See:
Faye Dunaway
Mickey Rourke
Joan Rivers
Dolly Parton
Melanie Griffith
Barbara Eden
Loni Anderson
Loretta Swit
Michael Jackson

Up and Comers:

Madonna (Yes - She has been done)
Demi Moore
Jennifer Anniston (Yes - She will be done)