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Brad Pitt

He was in a coma for 5 years while married to the Tanorexic, but during that time he did not lose one single lock so there is proof that something good can always be discovered from a bad situation.

Don't hate Brad for being beautiful and head hirsute - it is not his fault. Soothe yourselves in those ugly rumours that he is dumb as a stump...but can that be true? Angelina would not have children with an imbecile. Also, would any of us board a commercial jet again knowing any blonde dumb-dumb can fly a plane?

Brad's blond locks are real. He seemingly has everything in life and we need our celebrities to be better than us - that's what makes them celebrities.


Brad Pitt
Brad Pitt
Brad Pitt

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