Gene Simmons

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This hair is definately fake, just can't figure out what part. Sort of looks like Pubic Hair Plugs with a straightener applied and since Gene's tongue has pleasured over 4000 va-jay-jays (back in the day before the Brazilian was fashionable), perhaps it is some of those stray pubes - you know - the kind that stick around and you just can't get out of your mouth without some awkward search and find rescue.

Gene Simmons
Gene Simmons
Gene Simmons

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