King of the Combover!
The Donald's ego is so big it compares only to Gene Simmons. Kiss Army, Trump Army....Get the picture?
In a rare photo of his part side profile, it is evident how dependant he is on the hair on the side of his head to cover the top. It is also a very weird colour.
Why isn't there a Trump Brand Hairspray on the market? The family, including ex-wife Ivana, is using plenty of it.
Larry King can pull the hair and make it appear that it is real but don't be fooled, Donald has plenty of bald patches and he simply deludes himself by growing it long on the sides and flip flopping it on the top.
Keep up the Comb Over Donald. The Creepy Train needs you as the Engineer.